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	<title>ASK JOHN ENGLISH &#187; Dirty Wife</title>
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		<title>Do you get this one?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[To understand yesterday&#8217;s joke, it is helpful to know how we use the preposition &#8216;on&#8217;. We say: A program is &#8216;on&#8217; TV &#8211; this means you can see the program on the screen. Dust is &#8216;on&#8217; the TV &#8211; this means the TV is dirty! Here is joke 2 My wife was hinting about what [...]]]></description>
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<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-252" title="intermediate" src="http://www.askjohnenglish.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/intermediate.jpg" alt="intermediate" width="76" height="25" />To understand yesterday&#8217;s joke, it is helpful to know how we use the preposition &#8216;on&#8217;.</p>
<p>We say: A program is <strong>&#8216;on&#8217;</strong> TV &#8211; this means you can see the program on the screen.</p>
<p>Dust is <strong>&#8216;on&#8217;</strong> the TV &#8211; this means the TV is dirty!</p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #000080;">Here is joke 2</span></strong></p>
<p>My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.</p>
<p>She said, &#8220;I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.&#8221;</p>
<p>I bought her a scale. And then the fight started&#8230;</p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #800000;">QUESTION: Do you get it?</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #800000;">Why is this joke funny?</span></strong></p>
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