Here is another joke for you. What does it mean?
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…
so, I took her to a gas station…
And then the fight started….
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thats funny. the wife wanted to go to some expensive place with the husband. this usualy means going to a fancy restaurant or something like that. and he took her to a gas station because the oil is very expensive. this joke is a critic to the oil price right?
i dont know a lot of jokes
but i would like to hear more 
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What kind man!!! But he’s right, the most expensive place is the oil station becous of oil price!!!
And you ? have you taken your wife at the oil station? or in Australia is the price lower?
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I’ll tell you another joke.
that’s the first time when a Minister for Foreign Affairs’s country in Africa visited The United State according to the invitation of Minister for Economy’s America.They’re close friends in highschool . he’s so suprised when he saw his friend’s house . Everything ‘s very luxurious . those ‘re antiques such as : pictures of Leona Devency , rugs from Middle East , head of rhinoceros , sofa’s coverd by tiger fur ,…So he asked his friend to know how he could become a wealthy . Minister for Economy gave a faint smile and said:
-Do you see the bridge over there?
-Yes , but what does it mean?
-Ok, we’d paid 2 million dollars . However it costed 1 million dollar. Have you understood this problem yet?
-!!!
After one year ,he sent to his friend an invitation for a party on his birthday . His friend couldn’t believe everything he’s saw : all of them ‘re made by gold , evenif the toilet .Minister for Economy’s America asked him :
-My dear friend, how did you pay for your enormous property ?
-Well, well, I’ve just done the same your way!
-????
-Do you see the bridge overthere ?
_What are you saying ? I don’t see anything .
-You did understand this problem!
Marcos – you are right!
Roberta – No I do not take my wife to the gas station for a date! The petrol here is also expensive. But these days it is gettign cheaper.
BTW – in Australia we don’t say ‘gas station’ we say ‘petrol station’. How about in your country?
Jane- ha ha!! So you mean he didn’t build the bridge and so they he is rich?
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